I’ve learned a decent amount about food in my years on this crazy prison planet. As a formally trained Chef, a healer, an observer of humanity and (somewhat) active participant in society, there are a few things that have stood out to me regarding the tedious experience we call “grocery shopping”.

1.    Get there on an off day. Weekends are usually the worst in populated areas.

2.    If you pay attention, there will always be one left of the thing you really need.

3.    These prices! Do they want my kidneys too? (yes, actually)

4.    The produce section is usually pretty fucked.

With the constant recall of fresh leafy greens e.g. romaine, spinach, etc., the takeaway for me is that there is no “safe” alternative for our produce, however that observation isn’t exactly “new”.

If we zoom out and look back on how the FDA has kept us “safe” throughout our lives, all we really see is how its made us sick. My opinion: there are truly no labels that can guarantee 100% healthy movement through our bodies without leaving some sort of toxic goo juju behind.

Toxic juju examples: Inhumane labor practices, chem trails, contaminated water sources deemed “safe”, forced land sales, corporate farming intentions and intiatives…the list goes on.

This energetic stickiness can manifest in physical ailments as well.

Some examples being:

• Cough/sore throat
• Random abscesses/sores
• Hypertension- High Blood Pressure
• Headaches
• Heart Conditions
• Intestinal Conditions
• Skin Issues- eczema, psoriasis
• Dental issues- weak enamel, sore gums
• Cystic Growths on internal organs
• The dreaded “C” word- Cancer

This energetic food hack has left the majority of this country (U.S. of WTF) overweight, depressed, and stuck being mentally and physically manipulated into loving poison and paying top dollar for it.

The point is that corrupt intentions have already been placed on the produce you’re purchasing before you have even picked it up and bagged it.

The produce aisle needs YOUR help.

Big time.

Here’s the thing though…the corporate entities that run our grocery outlets and major retailers L O V E it when we embrace this toxic goo wrapped up in labels like “Organic” or “Vegan.” They alter everything from the nutritional facts, to the colors on the packaging, for you to buy in — on every level — to the idea that you are eating healthy for your mind+body connection.



The fuckery runs deep, friends.

This is not how our ancestors want us to evolve during the changing tides on this Earth. They want us to understand, innerstand and hopefully OVERstand how this prison planet has locked our bodies and ancestral family lineages in death cycles of depression, illness, addiction and dis-ease. It’s all in HOW we are eating.

We gotta wise up.

We gotta rise up.

Our collective Peach Power can right these wrongs, all starting with you in your home.

The problem is that we are conditioned to believe a health issue isn’t recognized as such until it shows up as a physical one. If we don’t see it, it doesn’t exist.

Oh, how well that has worked out for us. /s

My opinion is the physicality of said issues are the manifestations of these corrupted intentions. They have been working their way into our muscles, bloodlines and organs for months… sometimes years after we’ve eating that salad, vegetable, fruit, etc.

The produce aisle needs a cleansing.

We are the soap and the water.

We are the sage and the palo santo.

With the alignment of the Peach Power and the grounded intention of true alchemical understanding, we can collectively keep this toxic goo juju out of our produce, our bodies and our minds.

Only then would that juju goo nastiness stick back on “The Man”.

Fuck that guy anyway.

So yeah…this is my opinion on why the produce is so sad. It may look plump and juicy but if you tap into the energy of the ingredients’ natural resonance, it’s clear…our produce needs some love.

In closing, I command the following:

We will have our bodies back.

We will have our minds back.

We will own the wealth of our health.

So be it and so it is.

rant over.

With love and intention,

The Purple Peach

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